Mustache Power Level: 0

One of my projects over break was just to see how my mustache would turn out given about 5 weeks for it to grow. Let's just say, the results weren't what I expected, though I think it probably grew pretty well out of all the times I tried to grow one, which only made it 3 times. I don't know when will I attempt another go.

In case you're wondering how blog worthy is a mustache, I think there is enough history with me and a mustache that I warrant an entry. To begin, I never shaved till I was 18 (just some mental note I told myself not to till I was 18; it was a pretty stupid code to follow), anyways, so, I let my mustache grew since puberty. Though, sadly I didn't grow much at all; I think I grew more in 5 weeks than I did in like 4 years, haha. The second, time was last winter break, but that only lasted 2 weeks before I decided to pull the plug on the project. Anyways, sadly I think my facial hair only grows out to a certain length and not grow at all afterwards.

The next time I'll probably grow one is when I feel like attacking joggers at the park, since the only criticism I get from the stache is that I look like some creep that will assault random people.

-David M.